ScoopGods.com - Little Mitsy Brown and her dad thought that they were doing a tender thing by ordering a pack of "Kiss Me" coupons for the little girl's mother but when the order showed up, it was the beginning of a kissing nightmare for the little kindergartner. 

The company, Cute Concepts, Inc., totally blundered the order and sent 5,000 "Kiss Me" coupon booklets to the mother of the good-intentioned child.  One would think, "No big deal, the mom will just return the overage."  But in this case, it is believed that Mitsy's mother is one of those demented, psycho women whose goal in life is to show everyone how awesome her child is.  

A Kiss Me Coupon"Mommy, umm, got like thousands of kiss me coupons and she keeps handing me coupons and I have to kiss her," said Mitsy as she dug deep up her nostril.  "My lips are sick of kissing."

When we contacted Mitsy's mother, we were shocked to learn that she was making Polish pierogies.  Our presumptuous feelings towards her changed like the outfits of Madonna change during a concert.  Is this the activity of a child abuser? We think not.  Pierogies are a wonderful and wholesome meal enjoyed by Polish people throughout the world.  A child abuser would never take the time to make pierogies.  An abuser would be feeding ravioli from a can.  Serving pierogies is like serving love, caring and a side of mushiness.

Don't know what a pierogie is?  Well then, you are facing a life of unachievable glory.  It is now your mission until you succeed to go out and find an old Polish woman and demand that she make you a tasty, mashed-potato-stuffed pasta-pocket of deliciousness.  

Now, back to the story.  Why was Misty's mother, Claire, abusing the thousands of coupons?  That doesn't matter now.  As far as we are concerned, this family is normal and if Claire wishes to use her Kiss Me coupons, then so be it.