SccopGods.com - Soothing a fat lip is not easy.  You can't put a band-aid on it, you can't put it in a sling and putting medicine on it is simply unappealing because topical medicines taste like shit.  But what if you could take care of that fat lip by eating a scrumptious piece of cake?   That's exactly what the product development team at Johnson & Johnson was thinking and with that, they bring the world Neosporin Frosting.

"This is one of those products that will change the world," said Product Development VP, Roy Cosan.  "Our initial test market studies has shown a complete frenzy for this product.  It really takes the cake, if you know what I mean."

The owie-aiding frosting comes in three tasty flavors: chocolate, strawberry and dill pickle.  The company believes that the frosting is going to be a hit for the friends and families of boxers, for wife beaters, for mothers of overly active little boys and for uncoordinated klutzes.  

"It's an amazing product," continued Cosan. "Not only does it heal those nasty fat lips, but it also heals the mental hurt because you apply it via cake.  And who doesn't become happy when cake is involved?  In fact, during the final phases of the development of this product, I backhanded my secretary because she needed a sick day and the work was piling up.  Her lip grew as big as Tom Jackson's.  I immediately ran down to research and grabbed a piece of cake with the new frosting and within minutes things were great." 

Erik Jelinek Applies Tasty, Soothing Neosporin Frosting to His Big Fat LipThe ScoopGods street team was able to give the new frosting a whirl and we're pretty impressed.  We approached Erik Jelinek by knocking on a random apartment door. When he answered, without notice, we smacked him in the lips with a jab that would make Mike Tyson envious.  

Immediately, Mr. Jelinek was enraged and screamed at us.  Our bold move had certainly spurred the results we wanted: anger and a fat lip.  

Next, we offered Mr. Jelinek a piece of yummy chocolate cage covered with chocolate Neosporin frosting.  Out of fear, he took a bite an within minutes he was feeling better.

"Wow.  I'll have to admit. I was a bit freaked out and in severe pain, but I feel pretty good right now," revealed Mr. Jelinek.  "I totally get it now.  This frosting is going to change everything.  I feel great both internally and externally.  Bravo J & J.  Bravo!" 

There you have it.  We'd have to agree with Mr. Jelinek.  Bravo!