The Port O' Glory ScoopGods.com - Two years ago, Fred Zachary was really hungry for a release.  Being a self-proclaimed glory hole king, Fred was becoming increasingly aggravated during a three day outdoor music festival.  The festival was in a remote area with no permanent bathrooms or buildings and more importantly, no well-known glory hole locations.  Then Zachary had a flash of genius.  What if he were to design portable glory hole "pods" and place them at remote locations?  Would they actually work? 

"Hell yes," was the first thing Zackary exclaimed when we met up with him at Port O' Glory, Inc. headquarters in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.  "The Port O Glory has been a huge hit at concerts and sporting events but even more surprising, we've found they're doing great on downtown street corners, out on bike paths, on golf courses and we even had a customer install one at an ice cream parlor and that one has actually been one of the biggest money makers."

The concept is pretty straight-forward.  Zachary's company builds a portable toilet-like structure without the toilet.  The company then cuts a hole into the door, adds a pay-by-credit card contraption. This allows patrons to swipe their cards and the transaction is transmitted via cellular phone lines. If all goes well, the door is released and the customer can enter and proceed to stick his or her specific body part out the hole.  There is a time limit that can be set by Port O' Glory which closes the hole in the event the customer does not continue to pay.

Surprisingly, customers are saying the average wait time for the "meater eater" to come by is about 15 minutes. 

"Ya, I needed some fun so I tried one of those out, ya know," rambled an inebriated concert goer. "I swiped my card, the door popped open and I's went in and put it out there and I was enjoying glory within minutes. I HIGHLY recommend this product."

In just two years, the company's revenues have gone from $120,000 in year one to $495 million in year two.  The growth is so phenomenal, we can't even figure out the percentage growth.

Currently, the company has just one model but it has five new exciting models that are expected to hit the market next year:

• Fort Feletio - Holds up to 20 people and has 5 holes on each side.  It resembles a fort, hence the name.
  
• House It Hangin - This new model will look like a little house and is aimed at suburban neighborhoods.
  
• Tug Box - The company's economy model will consist of reinforced cardboard and is targeted for inner city locations.
  
• Meater House Five - A play on the book entitled Slaughter House Five, this unit is specially designed for bookstores and libraries.
  
• Gent Tent - Is an extremely mobile tent-like model designed for gay military members.

For more information, please email someone you know who likes glory holes.