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Tuesday
17Nov2009

Wal-Mart Is Sued For Not Selling Walls. Case Dropped Faster Then You Can Say "Holy Shit!"

ScoopGods.com - Marty Mitters has brought a case against Wal-Mart because he was unable to buy a cubicle wall at his neighborhood store.  

"What a deceptive name," said Mitters. 

The case seeks damages of two million dollars for deceptive business practices and $4 to cover Mitter's bus fare.

When asked about the case, a Wal-Mart spokesman laughed and pushed a button in a drawer in his desk and within two hours we at ScoopGods received an email that stated the case had been dropped because Mitters had no desire to continue and that he no longer needed a wall due to the fact he was surrounded by four damp and eerie walls.

"I have no desire to sue Wal-Mart and I have no desire to live," wimpered Mitters through the rusty twenty foot metal chat pipe that connected our visiting room to his new accommodations. "I wish they would just finish with me.  I don't have much skin left."

On a lighter note, the ScoopGods have heard that Wal-Mart has great bargains on Black Friday.

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