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Claymation Doppelganger Irks Celebrity Poet

ScoopGods.com - In a poetical sense, one could say the Martin Banderlove is a creature from the past. His long and winding prose can lift the spirit and free the mind. ...

created on Monday, March 8, 2010 at 11:18PM by DGod within People
China Offers Debt Relief to US Feds in Exchange for Pet Children

ScoopGods.com - We have learned today that China wants nearly 20 million of our American children as pets. The bold request comes after several Chinese economists determined that China's economic growth ...

created on Monday, March 8, 2010 at 2:36PM by ScoopC within News
A Day At ZippyCart - Tron and Thunderdome All In One.

ScoopGods.com - My days at the ScoopGods heaquarters are often filled with boredom. I typically don't like to admit it to many, but our offices consist of 24 card tables ...

created on Sunday, March 7, 2010 at 9:49PM by ScoopC within Business
Playtex Inserts Cock-Friendly Bra Into Marketplace

ScoopGods.com - Playtex has always aimed to solve the endless battle between breasts, gravity and cocks. And now, they are wowwing the brazzier industry with a new bra that takes the ...

created on Friday, March 5, 2010 at 5:14PM by ScoopC within Business
Sass Magazine: Earthquakes Are In!

SccopGods.com: Editors at Sass Magazine know a hot thing when they see it and right now, they are sizzling around earthquakes. "Oh my god, earthquakes are so amazingly hot ...

created on Thursday, March 4, 2010 at 4:03PM by ScoopC within Life
Fabulous Cornish Hen Gives the Michelin Man a Snoogie

ScoopGods.com - It has been reported that during a bout of foul play, the Michelin man has gotten the snoogie, otherwise known as a wedgie, of his life from a tiny ...

created on Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 9:37PM by DGod within News
New Vegetable Invigorates Lost Wizard, Launches New Career

ScoopGods.com - A diligent gardener in New England has been hard at work over the last half decade developing a new strain of vegetable. The purpose of creating this new vegetable ...

created on Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 8:52PM by DGod within Business
In a Goodwill Gesture, Toyota Offers to Take Killer Whales "Off Our Hands"

ScoopGods.com - In an effort to ease American's concern about safety for animal trainers and Toyota customers, Toyota Motor Company offered a helping hand to the nation's theme parks. The ...

created on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 11:36PM by ScoopC within Business
Sausage Factory Makes Improvements

ScoopGods.com - In an effort to increase company morale, Irondale sausage factory has added some new equipment. An increasing demand for sausage has put a strain on the work force that ...

created on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 12:53AM by DGod within Life
Baseball Bat Beef and Meaty Spa Lead The Front in Extreme Organic Foods

ScoopGods.com - The organic movement has been keeping the rich and popular feeling good about themselves lately and now nearly everywhere you go, there's an organic choice for you. From salmon ...

created on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 3:33AM by ScoopC within Business
Dream Inspires Tiny Clay Artist

ScoopGods.com - Inspiration can come at the most unlikely of times. Just ask world renown clay artist Winthrop Langerfield, who went to bed one evening in a despondent mood due to ...

created on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 8:32AM by DGod within People
The Lyrical Miracle: Jailed Crooner From Above Saves Stranded Sheep With Song

ScoopGods.com - Authorities in southern Arkansas are calling the odd rescue of a stranded sheep a lyrical miracle. The sheep, a 145 pound, soft, tender and caring bundle of beauty to ...

created on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 3:16AM by ScoopC within News